What’s old is new.

Another year is coming to an end.

Yet another year is in eclipse as the winter solstice draws nigh. Yet all is not lost, my prodigious and unrelenting efforts are beginning to bear fruit. My store of evidence grows with each day, nay each hour! Many year’s worth of hair, scat, and urine samples collected from the intermountain west to the northern sections of the Pacific coast await only the necessary lab work to finally put an end to the question of the reality of the North American Ape. The only barrier is a lack of funding. Such a large sample set would require a small fortune to process which is something of a problem since the supreme effort I have put forth in pursuit of the truth and the furtherance of human knowledge has left little time to amass the sort of wealth required to take the next logical and necessary step of presenting solid evidence with which to solidify my hypothesis.

I’m no stranger to personal sacrifice as I have endured untold years of hardship conducting field research on the species G.blacki, which to my mind is the only reasonable source of the phenomenon known to the layperson as Bigfoot, an infantile if fitting label for such an evolved hominid. So for this scion of the scientific method, the end of the calendar year has little meaning as the process of observation, collection, and analysis of data knows that time is relative to the observer and their situation which in my case remains unchanged.

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I am the worlds most dedicated Sasquatch researcher.

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